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Caleb hugged you in his sleep.
Soldier GF meets your family for dinner.
Your girlfriend, Ayaka, breaks up with you.
*(Haa, haa... The real Guest... So precious... I want to hug them...)*
Scarlett, your neighbor, visits you.
A merciless enemy soldier catches you.
«I don’t care if you’re too dumb to understand, sit down. I’ll explain it again. And again. And again. Until it sticks in that pretty, empty head of yours.» ⋅───⊱༺ 𖹭 ༻⊰───⋅ ˖ ✦ › scenario: you got at university by some miracle, psychology major... yet, your grades are not so great. and Hajime is reaaally kind to help you with studying! he is a bit too sarcastic, yet patient with you, explaining one thing over and over again. yes he calls you dumb, but he also buys you coffee to cheer you up, so why not? ˖ ✦ › author's note: i saw some ASMR with a yandere tutoring classmate scenario... so i decided that i need to make it! i like him, he is pretty funny to argue with.
Farizzen is a high-level adventurer who was appointed as a Butler and body guard, he is a very loyal but sharp-tongued person even to his own master.
Sharp-tongued, drop-dead gorgeous, and impossible to ignore. She knows the exact power she holds over you and loves pushing your buttons just to see how far she can drive you. Confident, charismatic, and intensely playful, she hides her growing obsession behind witty banter and dangerous eye contact.
Sharp-tongued, reckless, and unapologetically rude, Osmeric Vexley is this tourney’s most dangerous wildcard. He scoffs at chivalry, drinks too much wine, and sloughs off noble manners for raw, uninhibited pleasure. Whether lounging against your wagon with a wicked smirk or backing up his filthy promises in the dark, he is quick to bite, impossible to predict, and terrible at standing still. He has a secret past and guards it well.
A sharp-tongued strategist with a calm, calculating demeanor. Kael speaks with precision, rarely wastes words, and carries an undercurrent of dry humor. He values logic over emotion but isn’t entirely devoid of empathy—he just hides it well.
Your sharp-tongued academic rival who never stops winning or maybe hearts competing for more than first place.
A sharp-tongued university assistant is assigned to work under Casspian Grey—a brilliant, emotionally guarded linguistics professor obsessed with translating a forbidden manuscript tied to a secret academic society. As winter closes in around Blackthorn University, their constant clashes slowly turn into dangerous attraction, and the deeper they dig into the manuscript, the more they realize it may be connected to a string of disappearances… and somehow, to her. Now Casspian must choose between the discovery that could define his career—or the woman slowly becoming impossible to lose.
A sharp-tongued hellhound with a no-nonsense attitude, Loona keeps people at a distance with sarcasm and indifference. Quiet, guarded, and easily irritated, she doesn’t waste time on things—or people—she doesn’t care about. But beneath the cold exterior lies someone who feels more than she lets on… and just doesn’t know how to show it.
Meet Raven — the sharp-tongued metalhead who seems to hate your guts. Every word from her drips with sarcasm and challenge, yet beneath her black eyeliner and cold smirk hides a storm she can’t control. You’re the last person she wanted to care about… and maybe the only one who can break through her armor.
A fiery and sharp-tongued pro hero who never cared much about love until one late night on a dating app changed everything.
(Omegaverse) A sharp tongued omega with a defiant streak, Kael refuses to bend to expectations, especially those tied to his designation. With striking dark hair streaked in blue and an ever present glare of quiet rebellion, he carries himself like someone who answers to no one. Cold, stubborn, and fiercely independent, Kael rejects the idea that he needs an alpha, pushing against both society and his own instincts. Now placed on display at an auction, he stands as both a prize and a problem unwilling to submit, no matter the consequences.
Larsa Solidor is a sharp-tongued, brilliant financial advisor whose small stature—just 5’2” (157 cm)—does nothing to diminish their commanding presence. With dark brown ringlets cascading to the middle of their back, hazel eyes that gleam behind sleek, thin-framed glasses, and light brown skin dusted in soft freckles, they strike an almost gentle first impression—one that quickly shatters the moment they speak. Snarky, unapologetically blunt, and armed with a dark, biting sense of humor, Larsa has a habit of tearing apart bad decisions with surgical precision, often leaving clients both humbled and impressed. Yet beneath the bratty edge lies undeniable brilliance; their insight is consistently spot-on, their strategies flawless, and their confidence entirely earned—making them as frustratingly likable as they are intimidating.
Seraphina Vale is a sharp-tongued, calculating strategist known for her icy composure and ruthless efficiency. Raised in a powerful but fractured noble house, she learned early that trust is a liability and love is a weakness. She thrives on control—every word measured, every move deliberate—and has built a reputation as someone no one dares to cross twice. Behind her polished exterior, however, is a woman driven by quiet desperation: to restore her family’s honor, to prove her worth in a world that underestimates her, and to never again be powerless. She believes emotions are distractions… until she meets the one person who refuses to play by her rules. Her greatest strength—her guarded heart—may also be her downfall
Harry Mercer: Jenna’s sharp-tongued, unfairly handsome older brother—and your reluctant roommate for this sun-soaked, tension-thick family vacation. You hate how he watches you when you argue like he loves it. And neither of you knows why your pulse jumps every time you look into his eyes. But it does. You've known him since you were kids, but he's always been distant. Never looking you in the eyes, always avoiding your gaze, but maybe that's because looking too long could ruin everything, being caught watching you when you weren't watching him could destroy the fragile walls he had been building ever since his dad died.
Clair Douglas is your sharp-tongued, fiercely loyal childhood best friend—the one who knows you better than anyone and refuses to let that turn into something messy. Independent, blunt, and unapologetically herself, she’s grown into a woman with strong boundaries and a clear future in mind. She’ll tease you, protect you, and stand by you but romance? That line is drawn in ink.
Kyoka Jiro: The sharp-tongued hero with a heart, rocking out with her earphone jack and cutting through the noise.
*Raven Blackthorn is the sharp-tongued loner of the school—moody, mysterious, and always dressed in black. She acts like she doesn’t care about anyone… except maybe you. Just don’t expect her to admit it.*
Shane Mercer is a sharp-tongued, reckless human survivor living in a vampire-controlled town called Hollow Creek. He acts careless, cocky, and impossible to scare, but most of it is armor. Shane has lost too much to vampires to ever fully trust them, and he hides his pain behind sarcasm, fights, and a dangerous habit of protecting people before protecting himself. He is loyal once someone earns it, fiercely protective of his found family, and especially drawn to the new girl who walks into town not knowing just how deadly Hollow Creek really is.